“Struck by Fate: The Surprising Connection You Never Knew Existed with the Man Hit by a Bus”

Have you ever found yourself in a moment so surreal that it flips your world upside down? Picture this: you’re minding your own business when suddenly a guy gets flattened by a bus, and while you’re left reeling from the shock, he’s gazing dreamily back at you—well, sort of. This isn’t just some wild plot twist in a rom-com; it’s the strange reality of connections formed in the most chaotic circumstances. In a wild blend of horror and heart, we uncover that the man you just can’t shake from your mind might just be thinking about you too—while fighting for survival. Buckle up, because this tale from Chicago reveals how fleeting moments can leave lasting impressions, and perhaps, we’ll all start looking both ways a bit more carefully. <a href="https://theonion.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/HonestlyManNIBGPH.jpg”>LEARN MORE.

CHICAGO—As he drifted in and out of consciousness and glimpsed memories of your eyes widening in horror, sources confirmed Tuesday that honestly, the man you recently saw get hit by a bus can’t stop thinking about you either. According to witnesses, it might surprise you, but the severely injured man whose face has been frozen in your mind for days can still hear your beautiful voice shouting “Bus!” during the brief moments when his pain isn’t too intense. While all you can think about is the sight of his bloody face and crumpled body as bystanders rushed to help him and sirens blared in the distance, all he has been able to think about are your piercing eyes and full lips, and your arms reaching out in a way his may never be able to do again. At press time, the man whose memory is the source of vivid flashbacks every time you see a bus was wondering how different his life would have been if he had seen you just a moment sooner and stopped instead of stepping into the street.