Terrifying Pizza Order: Gunman’s Bizarre Demand Shocks Hostages and Police

Terrifying Pizza Order: Gunman’s Bizarre Demand Shocks Hostages and Police
The bank-robbing suspect

“At 6:49 p.m., the gunman contacted Rosario’s Pizza and inquired about the menu with what we now know were reckless intentions,” said Chattanooga police chief Daniel Beaufort, who added that workers at the pizzeria options that the robber dismissed immediately as “too basic” and “boring.” “Although the hostages pleaded for more straightforward pies like cheese, pepperoni, and vegetable, the suspect brazenly disregarded their preferences and rolled the dice with an unconventional choice called the Buffalo Blast.”

“What kind of monster would place an order like that?” Beaufort continued. “Just because you like Buffalo chicken pizza doesn’t mean everyone else will.”

According to officers on the scene, the gun-wielding individual took more than a dozen people hostage, including a 64-year-old security guard who experiences occasional acid reflux, a 10-year-old boy who is a picky eater, and a 39-year-old bank teller who is generally adventurous when it comes to food but strongly dislikes the taste of blue cheese.

The suspect allegedly chose blue cheese drizzle over ranch, raising concerns among bystanders that those trapped inside would be unlikely to eat more than a bite of the specialty pie, particularly if it was the kind that is also topped with diced carrots or celery.

“My husband is in there, and he’s very particular when it comes to food,” said Chattanooga resident Brenda Klein, whose spouse Jeff is being held at gunpoint within the bank and failed to eat lunch today. “He’s 76 years old and very stuck in his ways. He loves pizza, and he loves wings, but I know for a fact that he won’t like them together.”

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