‘The Pitt’ Celebrities Stun Audience with Life-Saving Prize: The Open-Heart Surgery Giveaway No One Saw Coming
Have you ever watched a hospital drama and thought, “You know what this needs? A fan with real clogged arteries!” No? Well, welcome to television’s latest PR fever dream. Imagine winning a contest so wild, your prize is an open-heart surgery performed by your favorite actors—on a soundstage, tools in hand, ready to slice and dice with all the precision of craft services at a wrap party. When life gives you lemons, do you make lemonade…or do you just let Noah Wyle reach into your chest cavity for that exclusive glimpse behind the scenes? My left ventricle’s skipping beats just picturing it. If you’re dying—oops, too soon?—to know whether this is medical innovation or simply the world’s most meta fan experience, you’ll want to read on! LEARN MORE.
BURBANK, CA—Touting the promotion as a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to go behind the scenes of the beloved medical drama, producers of The Pitt announced Thursday that one lucky fan had been chosen to undergo an open-heart procedure performed by the stars of the series. “I wrote in to explain how much I love the show and how severe my atherosclerosis is, but I never imagined they’d actually pick me,” said contest winner Jacob Hughes, who added that he’d been wanting a triple bypass from Noah Wyle ever since the actor’s ER days. “It’s been surreal. This morning I arrived at the Warner Bros. soundstage where they’ll do the operation, and I got to meet the actors who play Dr. Robby, nurse Dana, and all the residents. They promised that Tracy Ifeachor will make the first incision into my aorta!” At press time, Hughes’ remarks that he couldn’t wait for the critically acclaimed cast to “crack open [his] rib cage” had been confirmed as his final words.
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