The Power Broker You’ve Never Heard Of: Inside the Rise of Russell Vought
Ever walk into a room and immediately suspect the guy with the deepest frown lines is plotting something a little wild—like, say, vaporizing everyone’s jobs before lunch? Yeah, that’s the vibe Russell Vought brings, and trust me, you can almost smell the chaos wafting off that high-resolution headshot. As the OMB’s own office terminator (with a résumé so pale it blends into the spreadsheet background), Vought’s signature move is, apparently, swinging the axe in ways that would make even a spreadsheet wince . It honestly makes you wonder—do you have to develop a sixth sense for irony before orchestrating mass layoffs… or does it come free with your Project 2025 starter kit?
If you’re curious how a man accidentally fires himself, prefers his Christianity force-fed, and answers to “Shut the fuck up, Russ” (at least until the HR emails hit), you’re about to tumble down the rabbit hole . Hit the link for the full whirlwind tour: LEARN MORE.
Russell Vought, director of the Office of Management and Budget and a key architect of the ultra-conservative Project 2025, made waves recently by advocating for mass federal layoffs during the government shutdown. Here is everything you need to know about the right-wing policymaker.
Role In Trump’s Cabinet: One that didn’t seem like a big deal at the time
Credentials: White
Ethnic Background: No
Type Of Christianity Preached: Compulsory
Biggest Pet Peeve: Others’ free will
Favorite Bible Story: Jesus starves the masses
Nickname Around Office: “Shut the fuck up, Russ”
Biggest mistake: Accidentally fired himself while blindly slashing federal workforce
Best Part Of Day: Sneaking whiff of Kristi Noem’s hair
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