The Shocking Price Tag That Nearly Ruined My Dream Wedding

Oh well. You know what they say: “Happy wife, happy life, happy daughter, avoid slaughter.” So I’ll just shut my mouth, close my eyes, sign the check, and lock my other daughter away in a convent so I never have to pay for another wedding ever again! Do you think that’s a good idea, Roger?

I do. 

Until next time, gang! 

Roger Dudek is a professional, syndicated humor columnist who has been writing professionally for more than 30 years. His column, Write On The Funny!, has been published intermittently in dozens of newspapers since it began in 1992. His comedic book of humorous essays, Memoirs Of A Guy-sha, is still looking for a publisher.

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