The Surprising Truth Behind Lisa Hogan and Jeremy Clarkson’s Decision to Skip Marriage and Kids

What happens when you take two fierce survivors of love’s battlefield, toss them onto a farm best known for mayhem, heartbreak… and a shedload of piglets that just won’t cooperate? You get Clarkson and Hogan—a duo redefining what a modern relationship can look like amidst tractor fumes and the persistent question: “So, when’s the wedding?” It’s wild, right? Watching Lisa Hogan holding her own with Jeremy Clarkson on-screen is like seeing someone tango through a minefield—unexpected, often hilarious, and surprisingly moving . Turns out, the real drama at Diddly Squat isn’t just the farm animals. It’s about calling the shots in love, loss, and life after 50, and openly swatting away society’s relentless curiosity about marriage and babies. Would you say no to being Mrs Clarkson? Lisa has her answer, and it’s as refreshing as a mud-splattered sunrise over the Cotswolds . Curious what drives a relationship where ‘final partner’ sounds less like a love song and more like an inside joke? Well, I got the scoop… LEARN MORE

Any fans of Clarkson’s Farm will be well accustomed to seeing Lisa Hogan on their screens by now.

Hogan and Jeremy Clarkson have been together since 2017 after the pair were set up together by some friends. And like Clarkson, the Irish model is just as involved as he is when it comes to the Diddly Squat farm, as the former Top Gear host revealed that a devastating loss left both him and Hogan heartbroken.

Similarly, their failed attempt to breed piglets also left them devastated, leading Clarkson to say that was the first time he’d seen her cry.

As is evident with any long-lasting relationship, the question of marriage and children are often brought into the equation. Clarkson, 65, has been married twice and has three children, while Hogan, 52, was also previously married and also has three children.

However, while she’d given a brutal comment about their sex life and him being her ‘final partner’, she has dismissed both ideas of marriage and children for the couple.

Season four of Clarkson’s Farm has featured a number of hilarious moments so far (Prime Video)

Speaking about her relationship with Fabulous magazine in 2022, she said: “Mrs Clarkson? No, thank you, I like Lisa Hogan.”

She also added that the pair had also ‘decided not to have children together’, adding: “We’re at a stage where we are not going to have kids. I’m just happy pootling along. I think because of our age, it’s much easier. You go: ‘God, is it you I end up with? OK, that’s it’.

“But it’s relaxing knowing you are not going to be with anybody else. It gives you a certain amount of liberation.”

Talking about their courtship, Hogan continued to say: “He courted me for quite a long time. He took me out for dinner. He would pick me up, drop me off. I wanted to know that he wasn’t messing around.

The two have been dating for eight years now, but seem very happy with their arrangement (Prime Video)

“We’d both come out of quite long-term relationships, and I was really happy being single. So I was like: ‘If I’m not going to be single any more, I don’t want to be with a messer.’

“There was [a moment]. I had given myself three months, but it was way before that, where I thought: ‘OK, I really like this person.’

“He has a laser brain and will take you down – and that’s where the fun and the challenge is with him, trying to take him down.”

Clarkson’s Farm is available to watch on Amazon Prime now.