“These 79 Hilariously Awkward Moments Will Make You Understand Why They’re Still Single!”
Really? *Who wouldn’t want to get with your alcoholic overweight, unemployed, and unhygienic a*s?*.
#44
Talk about how sexy 14 year olds are.
#45
I was at RenFest with some friends. I was looking at clothing with a girlfriend while our now-husband were outside with the single guy. They’re eating steak on a stake when on says “Oh, I should save some for (girlfriend).”
Single guy says “Why can’t she just get her own?” Without missing a beat, friend replies, “And that is why you’re single.” This was 10-15 years ago. Last I heard, he was still very single.
#46
A former colleague of mine in his early 20s once explained that right now he sleeps with girls he finds attractive and is very careful about contraception, but his plan is that the minute he turns 29, he finds an ugly fat woman who clings to him, he pokes a few condoms, and he has a child. Then dumps her and goes back to sleeping with cute girls (btw, notice the “girls”) for another decade, and around 40 when the kid is less annoying, he’ll slow down and ask for shared custody.
I was like, well, that’s a… plan, I guess. It certainly is planned.
#47
He was an intelligent, good looking and fairly successful guy. I grew up with him and kind of admired him but he ended up going down a weird incel/red pill hole. The last time we met up he sat on a couch next to us scrolling through* some dating app and referred to the women using terms like “high value” and “prey.” He unironically referred to himself as a “hunter.” We don’t talk anymore.
