“These 79 Hilariously Awkward Moments Will Make You Understand Why They’re Still Single!”
#48
I have an acquaintance who will pursue a woman with the sole intention of sleeping with her, take her out on dates, eventually sleep with her, then be "heartbroken" because she's "just like all those other sl**s out there, why are all women such tramps, these sl**s give it up too easy," etc…*because she slept with him after weeks of dating.* Then, he proceeds to ghost them and openly s**t talk about them to mutual friends. Then, proceeds to complain about being single and blame it on women being too promiscuous.
#49
Friend of mine that’s pretty much told me he’s really only in the relationship because he wants a child and he effectively couldn’t really give less of a s**t about whether the woman is compatible.
#50
I’m in my 30’s with kids, done a LOT of living since highschool, and I met up with an old friend from those days. She complained at length about how she can’t find anyone, then confided in me, “No one else understands the real us, they’re all just NPC’s and we truely understand each other.” She was stuck in her highschool phase, and was convinced that since those were the BEST years of her life, that must be true of everyone. I get that saying, *these are the best years of your life* in reference to highschool as a way of being aware of how truely carefree you can be at that age, but if those days are *ACTUALLY* the best years of your life… ouch.
#51
Pretty sure this was a first date, but the dude kept talking about military dictatorships and empires FOR ONE WHOLE HOUR. I’m not joking I don’t think I heard her open her mouth once except to pay the bill and this dude WAS LOUD. Highlights include: praising fascist dictatorships and getting a little too into the Portuguese caste system, she was black, he was white.
