“These 79 Hilariously Awkward Moments Will Make You Understand Why They’re Still Single!”
I wanted to write run on a napkin to her.
#52
Worked with a guy that would just fart or belch whenever he felt like it.
This included times he was in elevators or standing at the only exit of rooms.
His excuse was always “it slipped”.
#53
In the talking and early dating stages of my relationship with my ex he said and did all the right things. I couldn’t understand why someone who said such sweet things and did such thoughtful caring things was so single…
A few months into our relationship he was progressively starting to drink heavily and then I found an AA completion plaque that he had hidden and failed to mention to me.
#54
“Men need to understand that I’m the Queen, and deserved to be treated as such.”
Said to me by a sorority sister when I was 18, and she was 20. At 42, she is still single.
#55
I met my wife because she had been pursuing a mutual friend who never figured out that she was being pursued, including when she was explicitly asked on a date. Six months into my relationship with my now-wife, I thanked our friend for fumbling the bag and she was confused.
#56
My boyfriend has a friend that said “you can’t even flirt anymore without worrying about being accused of harassment.” I told him “it’s harassment if you keep flirting when they don’t want you to, so just make sure they want you to or stop.” He shut up and fumed like I was the one who said something wrong.
#57
He was laughing his a*s off while telling me his funniest story. He went to pick up a pizza, met a drunk woman at the bar, and after she willingly gave him oral, she refused to have sex with him, so he pushed her out of his truck in an area she was completely unfamiliar with. He laughed SO HARD telling me this.
