“These 79 Hilariously Awkward Moments Will Make You Understand Why They’re Still Single!”
He just looked bewildered, was handed a Miller Lite from the bartender and quickly exited stage left after more of her awkward advances. She was not a fan of our feedback and is still single and complaining about finding guys she finds acceptable.
#63
I know a guy who is 40s, balding, bad glasses, warts on his face, no career, drives a base model Kia, 2 roommates of equal quality (and no interest on making improvements on any of that even at his age)…and his ask list for a partner is no less than Alexandra daddario (and he wants her to have/make her own money and have a successful career too).
#64
I worked with a guy who never missed a chance to brag about how perfect his d**k was. At one point, someone asked him, “bro what’s the point of a great c**k of you never use it?” Because we’d never actually seen him with a girl, or a date, or even really talk to a girl when we’d go out for drinks or something.
He replies, “I know what I bring to the table. She ain’t even worth talking to unless she gonna suck it first.” We laugh, and then realize he’s serious. And he’s ALWAYS felt that way. And that he was pushing 30 years old, and was still a virgin. And yet he was still 100% convinced that the problem was all the girls who weren’t introducing themselves on their knees.
#65
Not the man himself, but I was talking to the mother of a divorced guy I know and she’s telling me that while she babysits his kids she’s been doing his garden, painting his house and making dinner from scratch and the she says, “He’s always complaining that I use too many pots and pans and make a mess when I cook.”
