“These 79 Hilariously Awkward Moments Will Make You Understand Why They’re Still Single!”
#71
“I want to meet someone at a bar or something, not a dating app.”
This person never goes out. Only goes to work. Also really want kids…
#72
“It’s a good thing you have guy friends because men are more logical”.
#73
This guy I met yesterday didn’t want to answer basic get to know you questions because he was worried I wouldn’t like his answers and I wouldn’t be interested in him any more. I was like… don’t you think that’s manipulative? Don’t you want people to like you for you? He’s like, “ no, I also don’t like saying things to people that might hurt them. Like let’s say we’re dating and I cheat on you, I would never tell you because I don’t want to hurt you.” And then argued about why I was wrong to want the truth and he was right.
#74
Asked if I had any single friends, I told him no. He dead a*s replied “Damn. How hard is it to find someone to just blow me and make me sandwiches. You don’t even have any ugly friends for me?”.
#75
Said in a potential partner they were looking for:
Multiple passports so they could live in Europe or North America
$100K minimum salary
Own their own home
Own their own car, from a luxury brand
Have a 6 pack abs
Non smoking
There were other criteria that I’m forgetting about. This coming from someone who was, to put it lightly, not a catch.
#76
I once heard someone say they wouldn’t date anyone who didn’t share their exact taste in music. It’s a bit like refusing to eat at a restaurant because they don’t have your favorite dish—it’s missing out on the richer experience of discovering new flavors and connections beyond just the familiar.
