“These 79 Hilariously Awkward Moments Will Make You Understand Why They’re Still Single!”
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#7
He brought his mom on our first date and asked her to order for both of us.
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#8
“You know how women like it when you show ‘em who’s boss?”.
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#9
Quote from a bloke I used to work with…
"You'll never find me washing the dishes. That's women's work."
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#10
"It's hard for me to find a girlfriend my age because I want them to be a virgin, so I HAVE TO go for younger girls".
And when I asked him why he wanted them to be a virgin he said "because I find them disgusting when they've had a p*nis in them idk".
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#11
“All women want is money” because I asked what he did for work. He was unemployed. Sir, we are both almost 30. We aren’t kids anymore, how are you able to make such a statement when you don’t even have a job? I don’t want your money, I want to date a grown man who isn’t looking to turn his girlfriend into his mother so he doesn’t have to do anything all day.
#12
20yo guy receiving pocket money from his mother just went: "Women are just broke, depending on us to go on a date" (I was going to pay my half of the bill).
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#13
“I don’t need to shower daily, my natural musk attracts the ladies.” Spoiler: it doesn’t.
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#14
A friend of a friend who used to hang out with my roommates. Bigger guy, didn’t really take care of himself, didn’t do anything except get high and play GTA V. “Women these days won’t date anyone unless they make six figures.” Yeah dude, that’s definitely the problem for you. Has nothing to do with the lack of hygiene.
