“These 79 Hilariously Awkward Moments Will Make You Understand Why They’re Still Single!”
It happened a second time, and she had the cameras checked for the person dropping the cat off. She called him on it and he denied it.
She broke up with him, but I always joke that she drove him to the shelter instead.
#23
A partner will find me. Said by a person who works in an all female industry and never goes anywhere but work.
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#24
Its hard to point to one particular thing but this ex co worker basically blamed every sickness, every societal ill, every wrong our world has on “Eve corrupting Adam with her stupidity and snakelike charms”. Dude would also complain how every girl he (forcibly) asked out would stand him up and ghost him. If he was still a co worker i can guarantee you he would label himself an “alpha”.
#25
“I didn’t take that COVID vaccine man, who knows what they put in there”.
#26
"She's too fat" a short balding friend says about a healthy weight women who is out of his league.
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#27
I occasionally get migraines, and one of my coworkers asked me how my husband feels about me having migraines. Which I thought was a weird question but I replied along the lines of “he feels bad that he can’t do anything to help me when I have one.”
Coworker then says, “No, I mean, because like I couldn’t deal being with a woman that had an illness or something like that, I’m too high energy for that, I wouldn’t be able to be with her.”
I said, so you think that my husband would want to leave me because I get migraines? He said yeah. I said, so if you were married and your wife got sick with something like cancer or some other disease, you’d leave her? He said yeah I didn’t sign up for all of that.
