“These 79 Hilariously Awkward Moments Will Make You Understand Why They’re Still Single!”
I politely told him to never get married with that attitude, people can’t help that they’re sick. Damn.
#28
Friend of mine struggles with anxiety and just generally doesn’t handle social situations well, so struggled with women for many years. Finally got talking to a girl on a dating app and asked her out – he was taking her to lunch for the afternoon, and asked if my wife and I would meet them afterwards for drinks.
When we met them for drinks, it turns out they grabbed McDonald’s and drove around town to places from Craigslist so he could buy Magic The Gathering cards. He wore sweatpants and flipflops (it was winter and snowy.) He spent most of our time angrily ranting about how an upcoming minimum wage increase was going to kill the economy and close businesses. He makes minimum wage.
He never saw her again.
#29
“I’m looking for the perfect partner. We will never fight, we will never argue, we will never disagree on anything.”
Edit: The more I think about this comment, the more I realize it’s very close to an abusive relationship. The very foundation of a good relationship is constructive communication and constructive conflict resolution. To put it over your partner that they must never disagree with you, or you will break up with them, is actually quite abusive.
#30
“You just gotta understand women, bro. The kinda stupid and need guidance, be that guide.”
Rumor has it he is still giving advice to highschoolers.
#31
I once ordered shawarma and the guy at the counter asked if I wanted garlic sauce. I responded, Sure put lots, I don’t have a girlfriend.
