They Were Best Friends for Over a Decade—Then One Shocking Moment Changed Everything
So for about 6 years we were just pretty cool friends. She gets married… her husband then texts me and tells me to stay away from her.
I text her and say, yo, your husband is telling me not to speak with you anymore, is that what you want?
I got no response.
Cool.
A few weeks pass and I call friend’s sister and see if she wants to grab a drink as I was in the area.
“You got some f*****g nerve calling me.”
“Um… what? Listen, I know XX doesn’t want me to speak to her but not sure why we can’t be friends.”
“Are you f*****g kidding me? You ruined her life and are trying to ruin her marriage with what you did to her!”
*WHAT??????????*
“I’m sorry, I have no idea what you are talking about… I have always had her best interest at heart so I dunno.”
“Yeah, well… then why didn’t you tell her you had herpes before you f****d her.”
“Wait what??? She and I never had s*x and I don’t have herpes so I’m a little confused here.”
“Stop f*****g lying – HUSBAND told the whole thing and she never denied it so f**k you, don’t f*****g ever speak to us again!”
Alright…
Come to find out – that a*****e had herpes and didn’t tell her and he gave her herpes and when it got out that she had herpes somehow, he blamed it on me and she just let the lie take hold because it was easier than her family hating her husband.
Alright – cheers… consider it a parting gift.
In college, a former friend tried to have s*x with me (I’m also a guy) while I was black out drunk (He was not drunk). He did that despite knowing I am straight and had a girlfriend at the time. Lucky for me there were some actual friends that stopped him.
I was gaming with my best friend and my wife was sitting on the couch next to me just reading a book. She was super content just letting me game. She just wanted to be spending time with me. My friend had a not even one year old kid that he just stuck in a bouncing chair in the side of the room while we played. He said the kid loves that chair and is in it a lot, so he just games.
The kid starts whining a bit, but he gets ignored. I’m thinking “We’ll probably hit this checkpoint and he’ll go tend to his kid.” Nope. Several good stopping points had passed and the kid was fussing even more now. So my buddy says to my wife “[my wife’s name], there’s formula in the cupboard and the diaper bag is over in the corner there. He’s probably just hungry and has a poopy diaper if you wanna feed and change him.”
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