“Tim Walz Ditches Folksy Charm for Bold Retro-Futurist Identity: What Sparks This Surprising Transformation?”
Tim Walz sure knows how to make an entrance! At this year’s Democratic National Convention, he threw a curveball that had everyone buzzing. Imagine a Vice Presidential nominee swapping his down-to-earth persona for a dazzling retro-futurist twist! Decked out in a homemade silver jumpsuit that could easily win a costume party contest, Walz proclaimed himself “Artemus,” arriving from an eye-popping “electrorepublic of Democritron.” With a storyline rivaling any sci-fi blockbuster, he claimed a mad scientist sent him back in time to save America from… wait for it… intergalactic Republicans poised to decimate Earth’s way of life! It’s not every day you hear a politician warn us about zeppelins from the stars, folks! If you thought politics couldn’t get any weirder, you haven’t seen anything yet. So, what’s the deal with this electrifying persona? Let’s dive into this theatrical spectacle that’s leaving both supporters and skeptics scratching their heads!
CHICAGO—Informing the crowd at the Democratic National Convention that he had come from a distant and unimaginable realm ruled by robotic beings, Democratic vice presidential nominee Tim Walz unveiled a new retro-futurist persona this week during a speech in which he dispensed with his folksy image. “Greetings, citizens of America, it is I—Artemus!” the Minnesota governor said as bulbs lit up on his apparently homemade silver jumpsuit and he described his upbringing in the “electrorepublic of Democritron,” departing from his previous homespun, small-town identity. “My creator, the mad scientist Dr. Eustis Humphrey, sent me back through the Chronopneumatic Chamber to this very year to deliver a message: The Republicans are mounting their interstellar fleet of zeppelins and heading to your star system to destroy your mortal way of living. Heed my words!” Walz’s appearance on stage was immediately followed by a screening of a 45-minute black-and-white silent film titled Artemus Versus The Villains Of Atomica.
The post Tim Walz Unveils New Retro-Futurist Persona After Feeling Boxed In By Folksy Image appeared first on The Onion.
CHECK OUT ALL THE HOTTEST DEALS ON AMAZON!
Amazon Fire 7 tablet (newest model) 7” display, read and watch, under $80 with 10-hour battery life, 32 GB, Black
$79.99 (as of October 20, 2024 18:38 GMT +00:00 - More infoProduct prices and availability are accurate as of the date/time indicated and are subject to change. Any price and availability information displayed on [relevant Amazon Site(s), as applicable] at the time of purchase will apply to the purchase of this product.)
CZKBG Portable Car Jump Starter with Air Compressor, 3500A 150PSI Car Battery Jump Starter Battery Pack (All Gas/10L Diesel), 12V Car Jump Box Car Battery Jumper Starter, Large LCD Display, 2 Lights
$69.98 (as of October 19, 2024 18:33 GMT +00:00 - More infoProduct prices and availability are accurate as of the date/time indicated and are subject to change. Any price and availability information displayed on [relevant Amazon Site(s), as applicable] at the time of purchase will apply to the purchase of this product.)
Schylling NeeDoh Nice Cube - Sensory Toy with Super Solid Squish - 2.25" Cube - Colors May Vary (Pack of 1)
$8.70 (as of October 20, 2024 18:38 GMT +00:00 - More infoProduct prices and availability are accurate as of the date/time indicated and are subject to change. Any price and availability information displayed on [relevant Amazon Site(s), as applicable] at the time of purchase will apply to the purchase of this product.)
Fruit of the Loom Eversoft Fleece Elastic Bottom Sweatpants with Pockets, Relaxed Fit, Moisture Wicking, Breathable
$8.99 (as of October 20, 2024 18:38 GMT +00:00 - More infoProduct prices and availability are accurate as of the date/time indicated and are subject to change. Any price and availability information displayed on [relevant Amazon Site(s), as applicable] at the time of purchase will apply to the purchase of this product.)
SUPCASE for iPhone 16 Pro Max Case with Camera Control Capture Button (Unicorn Beetle Mag), [Compatible with MagSafe] [Military-Grade Protection] Slim Clear Shockproof Magnetic Phone Case, Black
$18.99 (as of October 19, 2024 18:33 GMT +00:00 - More infoProduct prices and availability are accurate as of the date/time indicated and are subject to change. Any price and availability information displayed on [relevant Amazon Site(s), as applicable] at the time of purchase will apply to the purchase of this product.)
Play-Doh Bulk Handout 42-Pack of 1-Ounce Modeling Compound Cans, Non Candy Halloween Handout Toys & Party Favors, Kids Arts & Crafts, Preschool Toys, Ages 2+ (Amazon Exclusive)
$16.99 (as of October 20, 2024 18:38 GMT +00:00 - More infoProduct prices and availability are accurate as of the date/time indicated and are subject to change. Any price and availability information displayed on [relevant Amazon Site(s), as applicable] at the time of purchase will apply to the purchase of this product.)
OCOOPA Magnetic Rechargeable Hand Warmers 2 Pack, Card-Style Electric Hand Warmer 5000mAh, Pocket Portable Hands Heater, UL Certified, 3 Heat Settings, Tech Gifts for Men, Purse Must Haves, UT4 Young
$26.99 (as of October 19, 2024 18:33 GMT +00:00 - More infoProduct prices and availability are accurate as of the date/time indicated and are subject to change. Any price and availability information displayed on [relevant Amazon Site(s), as applicable] at the time of purchase will apply to the purchase of this product.)
Halloween Matching Seven Dwarfs Group Shirt, Princess and Dwarfs Shirt, 7 Dwarfs Costume Group Tee Cosplay Costume Seven Dwarf Shirts
$15.98 (as of October 19, 2024 18:33 GMT +00:00 - More infoProduct prices and availability are accurate as of the date/time indicated and are subject to change. Any price and availability information displayed on [relevant Amazon Site(s), as applicable] at the time of purchase will apply to the purchase of this product.)
Small Gold Nose Ring Hoop for Women, Tiny Thin 14k Gold Filled Nose Piercing Hoop Jewelry 7mm 22G
$7.98 (as of October 20, 2024 18:38 GMT +00:00 - More infoProduct prices and availability are accurate as of the date/time indicated and are subject to change. Any price and availability information displayed on [relevant Amazon Site(s), as applicable] at the time of purchase will apply to the purchase of this product.)
