Travis Kelce’s Mysterious Stare Sparks Wild Speculation Over Cat Ring Bearer Bow Tie Drama

Is there a crucial moment in every relationship where you’re forced to choose between feigning enthusiasm for cat couture and risking total domestic collapse? Because if so, Travis Kelce is living it—dead-eyed, mouth slightly ajar, nodding along as Taylor Swift scrolls through what can only be described as the Met Gala of feline neckwear. Honestly, if love is patient, then Kelce deserves a Nobel Peace Prize just for surviving sequined bandana deliberations with a straight face. What does it say about modern romance when your greatest test isn’t a playoff, but picking which of your fiancée’s cats should wear a tulle bow tie down the aisle? Ah, the ties that bind—sometimes, quite literally—with rhinestones . If you’re itching to witness the most gloriously awkward wedding planning session ever, you don’t want to miss this—LEARN MORE.

LEAWOOD, KS—Periodically grunting and nodding his head, a dead-eyed Travis Kelce was reportedly viewing an array of bow tie options for cat ring bearers Thursday. “Looks great,” said the 35-year-old Kansas City Chiefs tight end, whose mouth was slightly agape as fiancée Taylor Swift scrolled through page after page of sequined collars and tulle bandana designs the pop star’s three feline companions could walk down the aisle in. “Love it. Love it. Sure. Yes. Love it.  It’s going to look great on you. I mean them. Good. Good. Cat. Yes.” At press time, sources confirmed Swift was accusing Kelce of not paying attention after he answered “Travis hungry” to her question about which cat should serve as flower girl.