Travis Kelce’s Mysterious Stare Sparks Wild Speculation Over Cat Ring Bearer Bow Tie Drama

Travis Kelce’s Mysterious Stare Sparks Wild Speculation Over Cat Ring Bearer Bow Tie Drama

Is there a crucial moment in every relationship where you’re forced to choose between feigning enthusiasm for cat couture and risking total domestic collapse? Because if so, Travis Kelce is living it—dead-eyed, mouth slightly ajar, nodding along as Taylor Swift scrolls through what can only be described as the Met Gala of feline neckwear. Honestly, if love is patient, then Kelce deserves a Nobel Peace Prize just for surviving sequined bandana deliberations with a straight face. What does it say about modern romance when your greatest test isn’t a playoff, but picking which of your fiancĆ©e’s cats should wear a tulle bow tie down the aisle? Ah, the ties that bind—sometimes, quite literally—with rhinestones . If you’re itching to witness the most gloriously awkward wedding planning session ever, you don’t want to miss this—LEARN MORE.

LEAWOOD, KS—Periodically grunting and nodding his head, a dead-eyed Travis Kelce was reportedly viewing an array of bow tie options for cat ring bearers Thursday. ā€œLooks great,ā€ said the 35-year-old Kansas City Chiefs tight end, whose mouth was slightly agape as fiancĆ©e Taylor Swift scrolled through page after page of sequined collars and tulle bandana designs the pop star’s three feline companions could walk down the aisle in. ā€œLove it. Love it. Sure. Yes. Love it.  It’s going to look great on you. I mean them. Good. Good. Cat. Yes.ā€ At press time, sources confirmed Swift was accusing Kelce of not paying attention after he answered ā€œTravis hungryā€ to her question about which cat should serve as flower girl.

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