“Trump’s Shocking Exit from House Hunters International: What It Means for America’s Love Affair with Real Estate!”

In a stunning twist that’s sure to leave real estate dreamers scratching their heads, President Donald Trump has officially yanked the U.S. out of the much-loved series, House Hunters International. I mean, who wouldn’t want a chic little studio in Paris, right? But here we are, with Trump arguing that Americans aren’t exactly cashing in on those picturesque apartments in Barcelona, so why should we be funding it? It seems he’s got a bone to pick—a hefty complaint about the supposed lack of benefits and the unfair share of footing the bill for all those picturesque properties. “Sorry, house hunters—you’re on your own now!” he quipped. So, what’s next? Will we start hunting fixer-uppers in Italy instead? Buckle up, folks, it’s going to be a wild ride in the world of global real estate! <a href="https://theonion.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/03/TrumpPullsHouse_Hunters-NIB-IHA-GR.jpg”>LEARN MORE.

WASHINGTON—In a move that stunned the global real estate community, President Donald Trump signed an executive order Thursday pulling the United States out of House Hunters International. “We’re not benefiting from those perfect little apartments in Barcelona, so why should the U.S. foot the bill?” said Trump, who called out China for not paying its fair share toward finding cozy, sunbathed Parisian properties with original parquet flooring. “For decades, America has poured millions and millions of dollars into House Hunters International while getting very little in return. The Democrats got us into this in the first place. We should have never been involved. Sorry, house hunters. You’re on your own now.” At press time, President Trump was calling for more dream Italian fixer-uppers on American shores.