“Trump’s Shocking Move: 25% Tariff on Talking Cars Sparks Debate Over Future of AI and Trade”

In a world where cars are no longer just machines but also chatterboxes with personalities, President Donald Trump is revving up his trade tactics. In a recent twist that sounds like it’s straight out of a bizarre sitcom, he announced a hefty 25% tariff on foreign-made cars that can talk, crack jokes, and express emotions—all traits that, by the way, these quirky vehicles apparently share with us humans! Can you imagine navigating rush hour with a car that not only honks but also flirts? It’s like a weird hybrid of a rom-com and an action flick! Trump’s fiery proclamations highlight his fervent belief that American-made, sentient cars deserve their spotlight—after all, who needs Herbie the Love Bug making wisecracks when we can have homegrown humdingers? And just when you thought this trade war couldn’t get any sillier, he’s even made it clear that if talking cars are going to roll in, they’d better do so in English! What’s next, a national anthem for our automobiles? Buckle up, folks—this ride is just getting started! <a href="https://theonion.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/03/TrumpAnnounces25NIBIHA_GR.jpg”>LEARN MORE

WASHINGTON—In a stunning escalation of his ongoing automotive trade war, President Donald Trump announced Friday that he was imposing a 25% tariff on foreign-made cars that talk, make wisecracks, and have real emotions just like people. “For too long, the American market for cars that not only talk but have a personality all their own has been flooded with imports,” Trump said in a fiery address, stating that U.S. manufacturers of sentient, anthropomorphized cars that flap their hoods to speak, use their headlights to see, and curl their bumpers to smile would profit greatly under the new policy. “Our rivals are sending us talking cars that honk to flirt or use their radios to deliver sly zingers after they win a big race. Herbie the Love Bug is a Volkswagen Beetle. Let’s send him back to Germany where he belongs.” Trump added that he would also sign an executive order making the official language of talking cars English.