“Trump’s Shocking Plan: An 18th-Century Law to Make Family Ties Even Closer!”
In a political landscape that’s already overflowing with eyebrow-raising twists, former President Donald Trump has outdone himself—again. Imagine this: he’s not just aiming for the White House; he’s cooking up what he calls “Operation Ivanka,” a plot seemingly straight out of a bizarre reality show. Yes, you read that right—Trump allegedly wants to leverage a dusty old 18th-century law to marry his own daughter! Am I the only one who finds this a tad more than unsettling? With promises of dismantling anti-incest laws and envisioning a grand ceremony on the National Mall, it seems theater of the absurd has reached new heights in American politics. But hey, if nothing else, it’ll definitely keep the critics busy. Curious how this saga unfolds? Buckle up—it’s going to be a wild ride! LEARN MORE.
PALM BEACH, FL—Outlining his ambitious plans for a potential second presidential term, Republican candidate Donald Trump reportedly made a pledge Thursday to use an obscure 18th-century law to marry his daughter. “We’re moving full steam ahead with ‘Operation Ivanka,’” said Trump, who credited his policy advisors with working around-the-clock for months to discover the loophole in a 1798 federal statute that would allow him to wed his eldest daughter within his first 100 days back in office. “We’re going to target and dismantle every unfair and illegal anti-incest law in the country. This is absolutely within my rights as president, and I’m confident the Supreme Court will agree. It’s going to be a beautiful ceremony on the National Mall.” At press time, critics were warning that Trump could weaponize the law to take his second daughter as a concubine.
CHECK OUT ALL THE HOTTEST DEALS ON AMAZON!
The Honest Company Clean Conscious Unscented Wipes | Over 99% Water, Compostable, Plant-Based, Baby Wipes | Hypoallergenic for Sensitive Skin, EWG Verified | Geo Mood, 60 Count
$2.79 (as of October 20, 2024 18:38 GMT +00:00 - More infoProduct prices and availability are accurate as of the date/time indicated and are subject to change. Any price and availability information displayed on [relevant Amazon Site(s), as applicable] at the time of purchase will apply to the purchase of this product.)
Sweet Water Decor Salt & Sea Reed Diffuser Set - Sea Salt Citrus & Musk Amber Scent Diffuser - Reed Diffusers for Home with Long Lasting Fragrance - Non-Toxic Oil Reed Diffuser - Made in the USA
$23.99 (as of October 20, 2024 18:38 GMT +00:00 - More infoProduct prices and availability are accurate as of the date/time indicated and are subject to change. Any price and availability information displayed on [relevant Amazon Site(s), as applicable] at the time of purchase will apply to the purchase of this product.)
3mm Tiny CZ Screw on Flat Back Stud Earrings,Gold Plated Flat Back Cubic Zirconia Earrings for Helix Cartilage Tragus Earlobe Piercing Jewelry Gift for Women Men(3mm CZ, Gold)
$10.95 (as of October 20, 2024 18:38 GMT +00:00 - More infoProduct prices and availability are accurate as of the date/time indicated and are subject to change. Any price and availability information displayed on [relevant Amazon Site(s), as applicable] at the time of purchase will apply to the purchase of this product.)
Mcupper 6 Pack Black Halloween Creepy Cloth (30 x 72 Inch), Halloween Gauze, Creepy Gauze for House, Outdoor, Yard and Halloween Decoration Indoor
$8.99 (as of October 19, 2024 18:33 GMT +00:00 - More infoProduct prices and availability are accurate as of the date/time indicated and are subject to change. Any price and availability information displayed on [relevant Amazon Site(s), as applicable] at the time of purchase will apply to the purchase of this product.)
Small Gold Nose Ring Hoop for Women, Tiny Thin 14k Gold Filled Nose Piercing Hoop Jewelry 7mm 22G
$7.98 (as of October 20, 2024 18:38 GMT +00:00 - More infoProduct prices and availability are accurate as of the date/time indicated and are subject to change. Any price and availability information displayed on [relevant Amazon Site(s), as applicable] at the time of purchase will apply to the purchase of this product.)
Powools Tire Inflator Portable Air Compressor - Air Pump for Car Tires - 12V DC Compact Tire Pump with Auto Shutoff Function - Multipurpose Car Accessory with LED Light, Yellow, Medium
$29.99 (as of October 19, 2024 18:33 GMT +00:00 - More infoProduct prices and availability are accurate as of the date/time indicated and are subject to change. Any price and availability information displayed on [relevant Amazon Site(s), as applicable] at the time of purchase will apply to the purchase of this product.)
Hanes Men's Hoodie, EcoSmart Fleece Hoodie, Hooded Sweatshirt for Men
$14.66 (as of October 20, 2024 18:38 GMT +00:00 - More infoProduct prices and availability are accurate as of the date/time indicated and are subject to change. Any price and availability information displayed on [relevant Amazon Site(s), as applicable] at the time of purchase will apply to the purchase of this product.)
ESOXOFFORE Instant Print Camera for Kids, Christmas Birthday Gifts for Girls Boys, HD Digital Video Cameras for Toddler, Portable Toy for 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Year Old Girl with 32GB SD Card-Purple
$31.99 (as of October 20, 2024 18:38 GMT +00:00 - More infoProduct prices and availability are accurate as of the date/time indicated and are subject to change. Any price and availability information displayed on [relevant Amazon Site(s), as applicable] at the time of purchase will apply to the purchase of this product.)
Pampers Sensitive Baby Wipes, Water Based, Hypoallergenic and Unscented, 8 Flip-Top Packs, 4 Refill Packs (1008 Wipes Total)
$34.97 (as of October 20, 2024 18:38 GMT +00:00 - More infoProduct prices and availability are accurate as of the date/time indicated and are subject to change. Any price and availability information displayed on [relevant Amazon Site(s), as applicable] at the time of purchase will apply to the purchase of this product.)
Post Comment