U.S. Shocks World by Endorsing Controversial ‘Mega-Israel’—What’s Behind the Bold Move?

Is it just me, or has world geopolitics turned into the weirdest episode of “Whose Line Is It Anyway?”—where everything’s made up, and the borders don’t matter? When I stumbled across that all-too-serious photo up above (honestly, you can almost hear the dramatic chord), I had to laugh to keep from crying . Yep, that’s President Trump, looking like a man who’s about to introduce a new Marvel villain, as he boldly recognizes the unstoppable juggernaut known as Mega-Israel. On a scale from one to “how big do you want your borders?” this headline takes the whole cake, bakery included. My gut reaction? I’d pay actual money to hear someone try to explain the Micro-Middle East at a model UN conference . Has the art of international diplomacy just been replaced with a game of Risk played by sleep-deprived toddlers? Dive in for a satirical take that’s so sharp, you might just cut yourself—oh, and don’t forget to check out the source, because some stories you truly have to see to believe: LEARN MORE.

WASHINGTON—Calling the ongoing violence in the region “disgusting” while pledging America’s unwavering support, President Trump announced Monday that the United States would be the first country to recognize the state of Mega-Israel. “We recognize the right of Mega-Israel to exist as an ever-expanding sovereign nation,” said Trump, who added that he believed the West had turned a blind eye to Mega-Israel for too long, and that Mega-Israel had the right to defend whatever they claimed their borders to be. “Today, I called Giga-Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, and I told him that the U.S. stands behind Mega-Israel, its Mega-land, and its Mega-army. As such, we will continue to provide them with military support as they face attacks from the Micro-Middle East.” At press time, Trump announced plans for the United States to officially back a one-Mega-Israel solution.