“Unbelievable: 66 Outrageous Student Excuses That Sound Too Wild to Be True!”
A kid told me once he peed himself because he was scared of the toilet was going to drown him.
Turns out his brother had been holding his head underwater every time he had an accident.
I taught GED prep classes, and I had a student raise their hand and say, “I need to go. Someone is robbing my house.”
The next day I asked her about it and she told me it was her mom. On m**h.
Not a teacher. I was in first grade when *Donny* arrived 20 minutes late for school. Loud enough for the whole class to hear, Mrs. P. asked him why he was late. Donny responded, “the purple girl.” The whole class, including Mrs. P. burst out laughing. Mrs. P. in a chuckle responded, “a purple girl???” Donny dead pan responded, “yes, she was laying on the ground and she was purple.” Everyone laughed again, except Mrs. P. She gently took Donny’s hand and they left the room.
Never did find out any details about “the purple girl”, but Mrs. P. didn’t return to class until after lunch and Donny was out for the next two days.
Showed up late to a college final because his neighbor’s apartment was on fire. He smelled like fire smoke so I gave him an extension on the time limit.
Him: “I just mailed my homework to Russia”
Me: You what?
Him: I wrote my old host family in Russia a letter, and I dropped it in the mailbox on the way here, and now that I’m here, I don’t have my homework, but I DO have 3 pages in Russian.
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