“Unbelievable: 66 Outrageous Student Excuses That Sound Too Wild to Be True!”
I later learned someone had broken a hood ornament from a random car and the two idiots were trying to have a replacement.
I once walked up to a teacher after being late, handed her my note, and told her that my buddy got hit by a car.
He was fine, literally no injuries beyond a little bruising.
I had a student email me asking for an extension on homework because they had a medical issue as a result of a recent medical procedure. I was sent photos of A LOT of blood all over the shower and bathroom as evidence .
This isn’t that crazy and I’m not a teacher but it’s still a good excuse and it was today.
I went on a run before my last online lesson today, got carried away and ended up running over half a marathon and missing my lesson. I love running but I’ve never done that before phaha.
Ok, Im not a teacher, but everyone thought I was making sh*t up.
In sixth grade I woke up with a pain in my knee, but it was normal at the time for me to wake up with a little pain as I often slept weird. My bed was one of those that had a desk underneath it and I loved jumping down from my bed.
So my mom came to wake me up and I got up and jumped down ignoring the pain in my knee. Well, when I hit the floor I fell down, but that I also saw as normal, until I tried to get up and I couldn’t stand on my right leg. Me and my mom wrote to my teacher and I stayed home that day since I couldn’t stay up. When I went to school the next day a bunch of kids told me I was “making stuff up” and to “stop trying to get out of class”. It hurt, but that wasn’t the end. A few weeks later I woke up in pain again, but this time I realized with wasn’t one of those normal pains. My left ear and eye hurt and I couldn’t hear or see very well. So me and my mom wrote to my teacher again and the same kids thought I was making things up. 🤷🤷.
One of my students called me and he said, hey teacher im gonna be late because there are too much traffic, so i said him
traffic, are you kidding me? our class is on teams
what the hell are you saying me?
so my student told me, yeah sr, a lot of network traffic because my sister is watching Netflix with her boyfriend.
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