“Unbelievable Blunders: The Action Films That Exploded in Epic Fails!”
Beyond The Poseidon Adventure
When Beyond the Poseidon Adventure was released in 1979, people weren’t thrilled with how similar it was to the original. Even so, it would have been alright if it was at least good. (It wasn’t).
According to film critic Gene Siskel, the movie was “virtually the same story as the original disaster film, with shoddily painted sets; tiny studio-created fires all of the same size; and dialog that could be written by a 1st-grader.”
Dark Tide
Even Academy Award-winning actress Halle Berry couldn’t make the action thriller Dark Tide good. Shallow and lacking anything that would make a daring dive into shark-infested waters suspenseful, the movie received the rare rating of 0% on Rotten Tomatoes.
Seriously, how in the world is a movie about sharks boring?
Fantastic Four
The 2015 superhero action film Fantastic Four was so poorly received that the sequel was canceled in favor of redoing the first film!
Dull, boring, and lacking any of the color and fun that makes the Fantastic Four fan favorites, the film completely flopped and currently holds a 9% on Rotten Tomatoes.
Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie
Considering all of the source material Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie had to work with, one would think it would be a pretty epic action flick. Wrong!
Not only were the special effects and acting nothing to write home about, but the fight sequences were so poorly choreographed that Joe Leydon of Variety called it “high-camp cheesiness.”
Max Steel
When it comes to the film Max Steel, Christy Lemire for RogerEbert.com says it best, “For a movie about developing the greatest energy source in the universe, Max Steel is surprisingly bland… a movie based on a toy should be a whole lot more fun than this.”
The action film lacked, well, good action, and the underdeveloped characters did the story no favors.
Extraction
The 2015 film Extraction was too generic to be considered good. Yes, the movie has decent action and fight sequences throughout, but they weren’t good enough to overshadow the poor dialogue.
Upon its release, the Bruce Willis-led film was met with negative reviews, a 9% on Rotten Tomatoes, and a staggeringly low $988,548 at the box office.
The Last Airbender
Amazingly, M. Night Shyamalan wasn’t kicked out of Hollywood after releasing his 2010 film The Last Airbender. Almost unwatchable, the movie takes a beloved cartoon and completely butchers its content.
Between the horrible acting, insanely bad special effects, and eye-roll-worthy attempt at re-creating bending, more than one person wishes the movie didn’t exist.
Universal Soldier: The Return
When it comes to horrible action films, Universal Soldier: The Return is one of the “best.” Literally, nothing went right in this movie, even though all Jean-Claude Van Damme had to do was reprise the character.
Alas, the subpar performances, boring plot, and mind-numbing fight sequences almost had film critic James Berardinelli dozing off twice!
Getaway
The 2013 film Getaway was so focused on making a fast-paced, action-packed movie that it forgot about everything else, including character development, deep dialogue, an engaging plot, and even coherent editing.
IGN reviewed the film, saying, “Not even the gruffly likable Ethan Hawke can make the murky, messy car chase movie Getaway worthwhile thanks to its inane script and poorly conceived action sequences.”
211
As far as Nic Cage movies go, the action film 211 is one of the worst. The film is so riddled with cliches and action movie stereotypes it’s almost as if director and screenwriter York Shackleton meshed together every cop sequence he’d ever watched.
Currently, the film holds a solid 4% on Rotten Tomatoes.
Wing Commander
When Freddie Prince Jr. auditioned for the role of First Lieutenant Christopher “Maverick” Blair in Wing Commander, it was a totally different script. The first day on set, the entire thing had been rewritten for the worst.
A simple story with all of the sci-fi action cliches known to humankind, this particular film is one that the lead actor “can’t watch one scene of.”
