“Unbelievable But True: 67 Outrageous Work Perks That Left Employees Speechless!”
I was a repairs specialist working in quality control, my job was to repair defects for a major automotive manufacturer. The last line of defense before it goes out the door.
Quality-was-my-job.
We won a JD Power award for quality, a prestigious industry award.
The office got thousands in bonuses, and they all got a Rolex.
You know what I got? Or my department rather?
A waxy piece of chocolate the size of the palm of my hand that said *JD Power* on it.
That’s it
That’s all
I told them thanks for f*cking nothing and threw it in the garbage and told them I won’t be working there much longer. They actually had the balls to say that I should be grateful. I replied ill be grateful when I leave this sh*thole and I never have to step foot on this property again.
“Flexible work hours.”
Must be in office between 8 and 5, but you can show up even earlier or stay even later if you want.
cyclika:
“Of course we support flexible working options! You’re free to work from home nights and weekends.”
Said with absolutely no hint of irony nor awareness.
We will make a donation in your name to our church.
I also have to add… he was the pastor of the church.
Worked at an Amazon warehouse and management told us we were the most efficient warehouse in the entire national system during peak on some metric and will be getting a prize soon. In February, someone writes on the suggestion board asking what that prize is going to be, they reply It’s on its way now.
The prize was that one of our Kivabots that delivers the shelves to our workstations will be autographed by Jeff Bezos. He never actually came to our warehouse so they probably printed a sticker and put it on one of the machines. So every once in a while, we will get to see the great one’s signature on the robot that delivers us tasks.
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