Let’s just say that I wouldn’t put money on one of these ornaments making it to next Christmas.
Give up? OK, I’ll tell you. Some wise guy snuck a tomato onto the tree, and it sounds like he’ll have a mess on his hands before anyone notices.
But whether their overbooked Airbnb had more animal friends than they expected or they just had a funny thought, they obviously felt inspired to see how modern parents would deal with this predicament.
And it’s nice to see them make the best of it, though these well-timed Amazon packages from the three wise hipsters on segways probably did a lot to lift their spirits.
Because as we’ve seen, most people who try to blend Halloween and Christmas think that means you have to make Christmas scary.
But this happy little tree shows us even the spooky season can be a perfectly cozy and whimsical time of year. These don’t look like mean pumpkins to me.
Because while some cultures treat Christmas as simply a time of unalloyed joy, others warn their kids that they may have to deal with someone like Krampus here.
A lump of coal in the stocking isn’t looking so bad now, huh?
Yes, believe it or not, that is what that’s supposed to be. But if you’re wondering how this mass of feathers that looks like someone glued a bunch of googly eyes on a blobfish fits that description, you might want to look a little closer at how angels are described in the Bible.
Yeah, there’s a reason they were always telling people “be not afraid” when they appeared.
In all seriousness, what you see here actually took some real effort. Someone took some branches out of the back and used them to reorient the tree with the help of some wire.
So while it may look like their ceiling was just too low for the tree, the real plan was to make it look like it had come out of Whoville. Pretty creative, huh?
It’s hard not to wonder whether they just saved their containers all year for this grand holiday ambition or if this was all possible thanks to one big feast.
In either case, the commitment on display here would’ve been pretty obvious, even without the logo on top.
What better way to get excited for Christmas than showing what a patient’s heart rate looks like the closer the day gets?
Or maybe they were looking at the bill.
Even taking into account that they apparently have a couple of unicorns as pets, it’s not exactly hard to understand why Earl and Ethel, the Christmas monkeys, never joined the holiday canon.
I made those names up, by the way. I don’t actually know what’s going on here.
But since it’s hard to decide whether they look creepier than the giant spider behind them, those people probably aren’t singing along.
Still, any house that has these standing in front of it will definitely stand out!
Because while there’s something to be said for what looks like the angriest horse I’ve ever seen anyone make, I’m not sure anyone wants whatever’s riding it.
I guess we don’t have to ask what the horse’s problem is because who wants that sinister elf thing sitting on their back?
Yes, it seems like this year’s festivities are being interrupted by the mysterious tentacles of a giant squid.
So either someone asked Kris Kringle for the Kraken, or something has gone horribly wrong here.
But still, we can’t deny how lovingly those mashed potatoes were made into Santa’s beard and how much ingenuity went into really making this look like the big guy.
They did always describe him as having a cherry nose, but I suppose cherry tomato counts.
I hope there are no low bridges on their way home, but I think they’ll have enough problems with those wires we can see in the distance.
Especially since that tree would probably destroy their DIY spoiler they made out of old license plates if something knocked it over. We certainly can’t call this person uncreative…
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