“Unbelievable Confessions: 41 Wild Secrets Unleashed After a Night of Too Many Drinks!”
Anyways, Tom’s laying on the couch and Al comes in, he figures Tom’s sleeping so he will bare his soul. He talks for 5 minutes about how bad he wants to f**k his own mom, getting into graphic detail..
Eventually he goes to the washroom and Tom immediately gets up and comes outside to tell us what Al told him.
So not told to me directly, but I wish Al would have kept that to himself.
I had an ex girlfriend I was with for almost 2 years by that point, she was drinking with me and a friend, she got tipsy with us at an artist’s showcase. The artist and I were having an awesome conversation, his work was phenomenal, leaving my friend and ex to see the art with the other guests.
My ex comes over to me, grabs me by the chin and says “hmm, you know I’ve never seen it before, but you’re kinda hot.”
My old friend being a good friend at the time promptly shut it down by saying “that’s not the compliment you think it is.”.
Someone very close to me had a traumatic experience at work and gave themselves alcohol poisoning trying to cope with it. While taking care of him, he gave me all of the gory details of what a child’s body sounds, looks, and smells like during the process of burning to death. He has no memory of having told me – and I’ve never admitted it.
That I was hot and sexy and she liked built guys like me with chest and arms and belly like that, and rubbed her hands all over to check my muscles and build.
While her husband stood to the side.
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