Unbelievable Deceptions That Started Small But Spiraled Into Life-Altering Truths
A few days later my now step son offered one of his sweets and husband let him know I don’t like sweet things.
Well, weeks turned to months, months turned to years. My friends and immediate family I quietly got to play along with a few “Grandma, don’t you remember, princessflubcorn hates sweets”. Etc. cake -less birthdays came and went. Halloween candy became a thing to admire through shop windows. When we went out to eat the cheese board replaced the cheese cake.
Well, the oaf only went and proposed and I said yes. It was then I realized I was in too deep, the day I said my vows was the day I waved chocolate, ice cream and sugar in my coffee away for ever.
Yes. I am an idiot.
In middle school someone one time randomly asked me if I was Jewish, I’m not, but I said I was to see what their reaction would be.
Like a decade later lots of people still thought I was Jewish, including Jewish people. Totally absurd and hilarious.
I cannot stand any sort of fish/seafood but a lot of my friends love sushi and would constantly try to get me to eat it, so I just said I was allergic so they’d stop. Fast forward 10 years and I have to be very careful not to eat anything with seafood in it or they will freak like I’m going to die. It’s way too late to come clean now.
I told my group of trivia night friends that I had a master‘s degree, even though I only have bachelor’s. That was 12 years ago, and one of the people from the group (I don’t feel comfortable sharing her name at the moment) still sends me job applications with a master’s requirement.
I desperately want to come clean, but the friend I mentioned, though very sweet, is the kind of person you don’t want to cross too much if she’s had a bad day.
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