Unbelievable Divorce Stories: 70 Outrageous Reasons That Will Shock You!
After the got a second dog, if all fell apart for them it seems, the guy wasn’t doing much but bragging on the chat that she was doing all of the work like sleeping on the couch next to the puppy’s enclosure so it didn’t wake him (it was his idea for the puppy). He worked full time WFH (played games with us but had been on for hours at that point) and she was always on work trips or in the office.
One morning the chat gets blasted from him saying she said she was done because he hadn’t changed the pee pads while he was WFH and she was working in the office and he couldn’t comprehend how “she left me over a single effing pee pad”.
Dude still complains to this day how petty she was :/.
I’ve posted this before, but it’s a goody so here it is again:
A friend of a friend once told me how his marriage ended after one night.
Wedding day. Everything goes perfect.
They wake up the next morning and the following conversation takes place.
Her: “So what do you want to do today?”
Him: “Oh after yesterday I’m looking forward to doing nothing to be honest. Just chilling if you know what I mean?”
Her: “Well I don’t want to do nothing. If that’s how this is going to be I think we’ve made a mistake here.”
Boom. Marriage over there and then.
As a side note he then went down to the hotel bar where he found the singer from Jamiroquai, Jay Kay who noticed he was down and asked what was wrong. Long story short Jay Kay got him plastered over the next few hours as they hung out together to help him get over it.
Once upon a time, a friend of mine married this dude she had just met on a total whim. They were perfect for each other, and I mean that. They were a true testament to “Love at first sight.” They stayed married for about three years, then out of the blue this guy flipped like a light switch. He brings her divorce papers and demands she sign them, with consent to take everything from him including the house and car, then vanished without a trace.
Guy shows back up two months later. He’s extremely paranoid and tells me that he came back to say his final farewell to someone who didn’t exist… Supposedly a friend we’ve had in our group this entire time and not one of us knew who he was talking about. We tried to convince him to admit himself to the hospital because he was very clearly having a mental breakdown, but he ended up bolting. No one could find him, including police.
A few of us in the friend group tried to look him up via social media accounts and his phone number. His name didn’t exist. Friend who married him had his social. It wasn’t legitimate [anymore?]. ALL of his information was either forged or had been erased. We have no idea what happened to him, where he is, or how he’s doing, but I still think about that situation from time-to-time.
My mom divorced one of the only decent dudes she dated because he asked her to pay the wedding ring payment during the month of his daughter’s birthday because he was short on cash.
It was during a trip to the mountains, 3 couples & a single third (7th?)wheel in a cabin. Towards the end of the night, we were playing a card game like ring of fire & all tipsy or drunk. **One couple started having an argument over a hypothetical scenario of who would keep the pets if they broke up.** When it got kinda awkward, we all retired to bed & could hear them going at it into the night bickering. The next day they were kinda cold to each other, and we ended up splitting up guys & girls for a lot of the trip. The guy told us that was their first big fight. After the trip, we heard from another couple that they split up soon after returning.
I have no idea who got the pets lol.
She was raised fairly casual Presbyterian. He was raised some wacky strict ultra-orthodox Lutheran sect church. She had to join his church. It was more like a cult. Very anti-Semitic. Pushing white supermacist. She noped out and divorced after two years because the preacher kept bugging her why she hadn’t borne any children yet. Like every month, bugging her. .
Guy I knew in college wound up divorced not too long after getting married because his wife heard some “I’m 13 and this is deep”-esque line on _The O C._ and realized she didn’t feel the same way about her husband.
Can’t say I was too torn up for him, though; I met her once while they were engaged and she wasn’t that pleasant to be around (he, on the other hand, was a pretty good dude).
There were other reasons too, but what ultimately made me leave my ex-wife was realizing that she was completely opposed to anything that made me happy. Anything I liked was stupid, anything I wanted was stupid and out of the question. The day I realized it was over, we were shopping for a new car for me. Budget was $100k or less. We were on a lot with a bunch of cars and I wanted to go look at a Porsche SUV that was well below the budget and she told me I “need to pull my head out of my a*s”. I was like, you’re right, I do.
Knew a girl that had a husband that would spend a consistent number of days per week a 3 hour flight away. She had a rotation of guys she would entertain regularly during the time he was away. They divorced, presumably because she got caught, and she threw up the pikachu face, like she didn’t see it coming. That’s dumb to me.
She divorced him because he was “ugly while eating.” Don’t think that’s what she told the court but she admitted that was the entire reason. When people asked she’d just lie and say he cheated.
Not married, but an ex walked out on me six weeks after a knee reconstruction. Said she quote “Couldn’t handle living with a c*****e.”
It wasn’t like I was in a wheelchair, unable to wash myself, feed myself, cook or wipe my own a**e.
