“Unbreakable Bonds: The Secret Lives of Those Who Never Break a Promise”
An Eggless Omelet
An Imgur user posted this photo online along with the caption, “One customer ordered a spicy eggless vegetarian omelet with tomatoes. Hope she enjoys it.”
What even is an omelet without eggs?
An Iced Latte
This person ordered a latte with ice. This is what was brought to her table.
Well, it is a latte with ice. You can’t really fault them for following directions.
A Meat Cake
Reddit user jonrock posted this photo along with the caption, “My friend said that he didn’t like birthday cakes.
His girlfriend gave him meatloaf layered with marinara, garlic mash, pepperoni stick candles, and prosciutto roses.”
What Kind Of Pie?
This woman’s boyfriend said that he wanted a pie for his birthday, but he didn’t say what kind of pie.
She decided to make all the pies in one pie.
Some Salt, Please
This person asked for some salt at a restaurant, and the waiter brought them an array of four different types of salt arranged in tiny little cast iron pans.
He was just expecting a salt shaker.
The Anime Girl With A Pearl Earring
This person asked her art teacher to draw The Girl with a Pearl Earring in an anime style.
The teacher did not disappoint. This is super impressive! It looks like she spent a really long time on it.
Sauce On The Side
This person asked for some extra sauce with their order, and boy oh boy did they get extra sauce. It’s so nice when restaurants understand our sauce obsession.
This is the right amount of sauce.
Two Bottom Buns
This person doesn’t like sesame seeds, so they asked for a burger with two bottom buns.
This is what they got. Technically, it is a burger with two bottom buns.
A Blue Cheese Fillet
This person ordered a blue cheese fillet from a restaurant and what they got was a fillet and a giant slab of blue cheese.
They were expecting a few crumbles.
Extra Ranch
This person asked to be given as much ranch as was legally allowed to be given in their home state.
Apparently, this is the legal limit. That’s a lot of ranch.
Enlarged To Show Texture
On the package, it says that the fries in the picture have been enlarged to show texture.
But the real fries are actually bigger than the ones that have been “enlarged.”
Purple Is Not Pink
This person made a birthday cake for her friend, and her friend’s only request was for a non-pink birthday cake. Well, this person knows how to keep a promise.
That cake is technically not pink.
All The Bacon
This person asked for a wedge salad with no tomatoes. When the waitress asked if bacon was okay, he said, “all the bacon.”
She literally gave him all of the bacon.
One Donut
This mom told her son that he could have one donut. He went into the donut shop and came out with this.
Technically, it is one donut. He didn’t break any rules.
Giant Ginger
This woman asked her husband to pick up some ginger at the grocery store. This is “some ginger.”
Well, she’s going to have to figure out some recipes that heavily feature ginger now.
A Single Fruity Pebble
This man ordered a cup of ice cream with a single Fruity Pebble on it.
The ice cream shop delivered. He got exactly what he ordered. We hope he liked it.
You Would Think Someone Would Have Confirmed
Maybe it was one of those things where they were so busy that it didn’t even matter.
The people hosting the conference just thought, “Well, she said what she said.”
People Hear What They Want To Hear
The person working at this till probably thought it was strange that the person they just took an order from had to work to remember their own name.
They just wanted to highlight how strange that was.
First-World Conformists
Those steps are out there just being steps and then someone had to go and put the smallest, most useless sign out.
This guy just wanted to follow the instructions he was given.
Well, That Is A Small Beer
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