“Unbreakable Bonds: The Secret Lives of Those Who Never Break a Promise”
This pizza shop actually gave them a 1-inch pizza.
A Giant Tomato

Twitter user @kejames posted this photo online along with the caption, “I ordered 3 lbs of slicer tomatoes from my local farm drop and they gave me one 3 lb tomato.”
She continued: “I have never seen a tomato this big.”
An Eggless Omelet

An Imgur user posted this photo online along with the caption, “One customer ordered a spicy eggless vegetarian omelet with tomatoes. Hope she enjoys it.”
What even is an omelet without eggs?
An Iced Latte

This person ordered a latte with ice. This is what was brought to her table.
Well, it is a latte with ice. You can’t really fault them for following directions.
A Meat Cake

Reddit user jonrock posted this photo along with the caption, “My friend said that he didn’t like birthday cakes.
His girlfriend gave him meatloaf layered with marinara, garlic mash, pepperoni stick candles, and prosciutto roses.”
What Kind Of Pie?

This woman’s boyfriend said that he wanted a pie for his birthday, but he didn’t say what kind of pie.
She decided to make all the pies in one pie.
Some Salt, Please

This person asked for some salt at a restaurant, and the waiter brought them an array of four different types of salt arranged in tiny little cast iron pans.