“Unbreakable Bonds: The Secret Lives of Those Who Never Break a Promise”
The people hosting the conference just thought, “Well, she said what she said.”
People Hear What They Want To Hear

The person working at this till probably thought it was strange that the person they just took an order from had to work to remember their own name.
They just wanted to highlight how strange that was.
First-World Conformists

Those steps are out there just being steps and then someone had to go and put the smallest, most useless sign out.
This guy just wanted to follow the instructions he was given.
Well, That Is A Small Beer

After finishing a huge meal, this person asked for a small beer to help finish off the evening.
The waiter was a great listener and delivered this, which is, indeed, a small beer.
She Technically Did What She Was Asked

Mom and Dad asked this little one to put the toilet paper under the sink.
She took it a little too literally. At least she did a good job keeping them neat and tidy.
She Does Look Lovely

It’s nice that the insurance agent told Susan that she looked lovely, because she does.
She handled that miscommunication quite well if you ask me. Let’s hope Susan’s pictures of the car were just as nice.