“Uncovering the Truth: What the GOP Gets Wrong About Kamala Harris Revealed!”

With the Democratic National Convention wrapped up and the countdown to election day ticking away, it seems like Donald Trump and his crew have unleashed a whole new arsenal of outlandish claims against Kamala Harris. It’s almost like watching a circus act! You’ve got the tightrope walkers of exaggeration, the clowns of misinformation—and we all know that juggling facts isn’t their strong suit. That’s why I turned to *The Onion*, the ultimate fact-checking sidekick, to sift through the ludicrous rhetoric coming from the GOP about Harris. Trust me, the results are as eye-opening as they are hilarious!

For starters, did you ever wonder if staff meetings involve competitive sport-like claims? Because here’s a whopper: “Harris is a communist!”—which, apparently, holds up only because of a cheeky reference to her heritage. Oh, and then there’s the classic jab that she “slept her way to the top.” Spoiler alert: the only one getting cozy is Doug Emhoff!

But don’t worry, I won’t spoil all the punchlines for you. There are plenty of headscratchers about her rally crowd sizes and her beauty compared to Trump—though, good luck determining that without her in oversized menswear! So buckle up, folks, as we dive into this comedic rollercoaster of claims that’ll leave you chuckling (or shaking your head) while uncovering the thin veil of truth hidden behind the GOP’s rhetoric!

With the Democratic National Convention complete and election day drawing closer, Donald Trump and his supporters have stepped up their attacks on opponent Kamala Harris. The Onion fact-checks Republicans’ claims about the Democratic nominee. 

Claim: Harris is a communist.
Partially true: She is half-communist on her father’s side.

Claim: Harris slept her way to the top.
False: That would be Doug Emhoff.

Claim: Harris has flip-flopped her views on important issues.
False: Kamala Harris has no identifiable views on which to flip.

Claim: Harris used AI to make her rally crowd sizes look bigger.
False: All those losers really had nothing better to do on a Tuesday.

Claim: Harris is not as attractive as Donald Trump.
Unverified: It is impossible to tell until we see her wearing a baggy men’s suit.

Claim: Harris is Joe Biden’s border czar.
False: Harris is the baroness of the border.

Claim: Harris wasn’t born in the United States.
False: Only American-born citizens are permitted to date Montel Williams. 

Claim: If elected, Harris will convert the United States into a Marxist dictatorship.
True: This is clearly spelled out on the ‘About’ page of her official campaign website.

The post Fact-Checking The GOP’s Claims About Kamala Harris appeared first on The Onion.

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