“Uncovering the Truth: What the GOP Gets Wrong About Kamala Harris Revealed!”

Claim: Harris is a communist.
Partially true: She is half-communist on her father’s side.

Claim: Harris slept her way to the top.
False: That would be Doug Emhoff.

Claim: Harris has flip-flopped her views on important issues.
False: Kamala Harris has no identifiable views on which to flip.

Claim: Harris used AI to make her rally crowd sizes look bigger.
False: All those losers really had nothing better to do on a Tuesday.

Claim: Harris is not as attractive as Donald Trump.
Unverified: It is impossible to tell until we see her wearing a baggy men’s suit.

Claim: Harris is Joe Biden’s border czar.
False: Harris is the baroness of the border.

Claim: Harris wasn’t born in the United States.
False: Only American-born citizens are permitted to date Montel Williams. 

Claim: If elected, Harris will convert the United States into a Marxist dictatorship.
True: This is clearly spelled out on the ‘About’ page of her official campaign website.

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