“Undercover Operation Unveils Shocking Smuggling Attempt: 300 Tarantulas Tightly Bound to Suspect’s Body!”
In a story that seems ripped from the pages of a bizarre crime novel, police in Peru recently arrested a man who was apparently attempting to smuggle an astonishing 320 tarantulas, 110 centipedes, and nine bullet ants—all strapped to his body! That’s right, folks—who knew that the black market for critters was that booming? The authorities became suspicious when they noticed the suspect’s stomach area appeared suspiciously “bulky.” Now, I can’t help but wonder, what was his game plan? Did he think he could just waltz through like a magician revealing his next trick? It’s a wild world out there, but maybe—just maybe—there’s a more conventional way to secure your pets? What do you think? LEARN MORE.
Police in Peru arrested a man caught trying to leave the country with 320 tarantulas, 110 centipedes, and nine bullet ants strapped to his body, with the officials called to action after noticing that his stomach area looked “bulky.” What do you think?
“How do we know the Tarantulas weren’t smuggling him?”
Kevin Lynch, Exterior Decorator
“Anything over 298 tarantulas and you’re bound to get caught.”
Jerome Daley, Lumber Sander
“Not surprising with tarantula prices where they are.”
Lily Boesche, Diploma Framer
