Me, my husband and my daughter had to suppress a case of the giggles when the preacher said that. We couldn’t look at each other bc we definitely would have started laughing.

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#9

A random dude approached us and said “My bad.” Then f*****g left the ceremony.

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#10

I think the lady giving the eulogy was trying to say that even though the mother passed away her love is still with us, or something like that. But she started that section of the eulogy with

“Now that you are officially orphans…”

I couldn’t believe it.

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#11

“We all know he isn’t going g to Heaven, he didn’t go to church ”
As a believer of Christ I would never say this at a funeral. It’s not our place to question or judge others.

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#12

At the end of her eulogy, the wife of the deceased introduced the girlfriend of the deceased, who then gave her own eulogy.

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#13

“Ah she makes a lovely corpse”
Gotta love old Irish women.

#14

I recently went to a memorial service at a rock church kinda place and was absolutely shocked at how they twisted the narrative of this dead man to be a super manipulative recruitment fair for their church. It was shameless. A phrase they repeated often throughout was “the best thing about NAME was his deep love for god” and at the end they asked people to come up and be saved. Wtf?!

#15

The minister decided to preach to us about how being gay is a sin that leads to hell. This was at my 83 year old, totally not gay, great aunts funeral. He mentioned all sorts of sins that lead to hell but didn’t mention a single time how my great aunt was a devout Christian and literally nothing he said applied to her. Guy forgot it was a funeral and went right into his insane bigoted Christian b******t.

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