“Unexpected Twist: Prostitute’s Late-Night Viewing of ‘Star Wars’ Ends in a Surprising Slumber!”
“We had just gotten to the part where Obi-Wan reveals his true identity to Luke, when I look over and see her eyes are completely shut,” said Broder, who before settling down on the bed and pressing play had greeted Misty at the door with a smile and told her of the “special evening” he had planned. “I did notice she seemed pretty checked out during the scene where the droids are wandering in the desert, but I assumed she would at least stay awake until we were finished.”
“I understand if she wasn’t as excited about watching Star Wars as I was,” he added, “but she wasn’t even pretending to be into it.”
The sex worker, who was wearing a faux fur jacket over polyester lingerie, was reportedly sprawled out on top of the motel bed’s floral-print comforter, her head lolling to one side as she slept. Looking frantically back and forth from Misty’s slack jaw to the screen where Obi-Wan was presenting Luke Skywalker with his father’s lightsaber, Broder said he was worried about how much of the film she had potentially missed without him noticing.
As the movie progressed, Broder expressed concern that the woman would sleep right through the cantina scene, and he began to make a mental note of which parts he should rewind to and show her as soon as she woke up. It appeared, however, that these highlights became too numerous for him to remember, because he soon grabbed the motel’s complimentary notepad and ballpoint pen from the nightstand and began writing out time codes, including “Han blasts Greedo (50:53),” “Millennium Falcon hits lightspeed (56:56),” “Chewbacca angry (1:00:14),” “Han blasts intercom thing (1:15:48),” and “trash compactor (1:19:13).”
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