“Unexpected Twist: Prostitute’s Late-Night Viewing of ‘Star Wars’ Ends in a Surprising Slumber!”
“I was hoping she would wake up on her own, but even when I turned up the sound a bit, she just kept sleeping and sleeping,” said Broder, who described how he kept gradually raising the volume until a guest in the adjacent room started banging on the shared interior wall and yelling at him to “shut the fuck up.” “Then I realized I was missing the movie too, because I was continually glancing over at her to see if she’d woken up yet.”
Realizing the importance of Misty watching the crucial lightsaber battle between Darth Vader and Obi-Wan, Broder said he considered gently nudging her with his elbow, but before he could make up his mind about whether to do so, the scene had passed and he had become engrossed in the Millennium Falcon’s narrow escape from the clutches of the Empire.
When the film neared its end, sources confirmed the night had not gone at all the way Broder had hoped, falling far short of the encounter he had long fantasized about having with a prostitute.
“I’m just disappointed,” said the middle-aged man, who sat in the dim glow of the TV screen and shrugged as Misty slept through the climactic explosion of the Death Star. “I really thought she was going to like A New Hope. Her bio said she was adventurous, but I guess that was a lie.”
“Well, it’s her loss,” he continued. “I had something wonderful to share with her, and she completely squandered it.”
At press time, the sex worker’s pimp had reportedly arrived and sat down with Broder to watch the end of the movie, the two men crying as Princess Leia presented awards to the Rebellion’s newest heroes.
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