“Unfiltered Farewells: The Outrageous Resignation Letters That Will Leave You in Stitches!”
The performers jumped down and danced around the diners’ tables, which the guests evidently enjoyed. The entire video is available on Youtube.
Don’t Make A Disgruntled Employee In Charge Of The Sign
Imagine stopping by your favorite Wendy’s location. You look up at the sign for the newest special, and only see “Greg, I quit. Now that’s better.” Oh. Now that’s an unhappy Wendy’s staff, even with the discounted fast food.
On the other hand, this employee may have been perfect for Wendy’s, considering the company has raided the Twitter realm with sarcasm. Too bad, though. Greg’s gone now.
Setting Your Auto Response To “I Quit”
In 2017, one employee called his boss, quit, and then set up this auto response before leaving the building. Automatic replies usually notify other employees when you’re out of the office for an extended period.
Usually, they say something similar to “I will be out of the office (date range) and plan to return on (date).” This means that every coworker who tried to contact this employee received “I am currently out of office and don’t plan on returning” unexpectedly.
I Will Become A Professional Pirate
What begins as a standard resignation email takes a hilarious turn when the former employee claims that he will become a professional pirate. He claims it’s his dream to “live the life of a swashbuckling corsair” who desires “death-defying derring-do.”
