“Unfiltered Farewells: The Outrageous Resignation Letters That Will Leave You in Stitches!”
On top of his resignation, he also mentions that he’s “accepting applications for First Officer.” He even provides a full dental and medical plan for everything other than scurvy. Sounds like a deal.
For The Love Of Todd
Many people turn in a formal letter or email to resign, beautifully formatting the letter to maintain their professionalism. Todd created a more elaborate and sarcastic resignation card that likely alarmed his boss at first. What loss was he talking about?
“It’s me. I leave in three weeks,” the card reads. Simple, straight to the point, and a punch to the gut. This resignation card manages to be funny while maintaining some semblance of professionalism.
I’m Sorry My Step-Mom Died
This letter is both clever and sad, and internet users have only sympathized with this former worker’s pains. Their grieving received no sympathy from the employer, and the sarcastic letter hands the boss the snark they deserve.
“I’m sorry I work 47.5 hours per week (without getting paid the overtime that I am legally owed).” It seems that this job wouldn’t be worth it even if the step-mother didn’t unexpectedly pass away. Hopefully, the former employee received a better job.
Printer Resigns From The Office
This printer felt terrible for not performing up to its coworker’s standards. Hey, everyone gets sick sometimes–even printers, apparently. But after fourteen years of hard work, this printer’s employment must come to an end. It will be deeply missed.
