“Unfiltered Farewells: The Outrageous Resignation Letters That Will Leave You in Stitches!”
They couldn’t help but explain their side of the story, though. Now everyone knows.
Everyone Loves Office Space
Who doesn’t love the movie Office Space? When this employee decided to quit, he went ahead and threw in a reference to the movie. He drafted the letter to sound like the boss Bill Lumbergh.
It’s not the classiest way to quit but it is funny. Well, probably not for the boss on the receiving end.
I Can’t Work Anymore, I’m Too Fat
There are many reasons for employees to complain about receiving little pay: barely affording rent, gas money, etc. But this employee claims that their unhappiness with their salary causes them to eat more and makes them fat. They’re afraid that their fatness will ruin the company’s reputation.
The resignation letter comes with a daunting warning that when “you become Unhappy, you will eat a lot, I’m afraid you will become fat, like me.” Watch your diet, employer.
“I Quit,” A Haiku
A former employee on Instagram gets to tell his “forebearers” that he “quit a job utilizing the power of the haiku.” The haiku contains two more verses, which go as follows:
“So here we go then / I should start by saying that / I liked working here / At the very least / I had a laugh with you guys.” Now, that’s a poetic resignation letter to hang in the staff room.
