“Unforgettable Airport Pickup Signs That Will Make You Grateful for Your Quiet Homecoming!”
Mom and dad seem to disagree about what kind of trouble their son could get into while they’re away— or maybe mom just doesn’t want to think about it.
The Least Absorbant Napkin Ever
Does she expect her son to wipe his face with a piece of paper? Because that may qualify as cruelty to children. If the note wasn’t so cute, I might have reported her myself.
A piece of paper is not a napkin. It just spreads the dirt around.
Thou Shall Not Waste Food
I hope it’s not a tuna sandwich. If you don’t put lettuce in between the tuna and the bread, that sandwich is going to get soggy real fast.
Honestly, kid, if it’s gross I would just give it to one of your friends who will eat anything, and tell your dad that you ate it.
Time To Take Some Responsibility
Moms don’t exist to clean up your messes. Please act like a human being and clean up after yourself when you make a mess.
Also, don’t complain about having to clean up for yourself. That’s what people do, not just moms. Keep reading for a mom who is about to venture into dangerous territory.
The Most Savage Mom Around
I really hope that these people live somewhere warm. I would hate to have to sleep outside on a cold night— but I guess that’s what happens when you’re not home when you’re supposed to be home.
Next time this guy probably won’t stay out so late.
Mom Is Cold As Ice
So I think we’ve established that kids are pretty dumb. But are they too dumb to know how to make ice? Apparently, they are.
It’s a recipe with one ingredient and what is pretty much one step, which is not a recipe at all, by a lot of people’s standards.
She Ventured Into The Great Unkown
This is the most accurate note I have ever read. I don’t know if a prayer is going to help her, but it’s definitely worth a try.
She left at 8:43, so if she’s not back in an hour, that’s when it’s time to panic. Keep reading for a mom who is too tired for your shenanigans.
Gotta Get That Vitamin A
I don’t know what kind of school this mom thinks her kid goes to, but nobody in their right mind would take that trade.
What kid is going to give up a precious Twinkie for a small handful of baby carrots? The note should say, “eat these and also don’t steal a Twinkie.”
I Think She Means Business
Modern moms know that kids will do anything for internet access. If you hold the wifi password, you hold the key to unlock their productivity.
The Liam Neeson quote adds a little extra oomph. This is an A+ note. Bravo, mom. This is how you put 100% effort into parenting.
Let Sleeping Babies Lie
Every person with a new baby should take a cue from this mom and post threatening notes on their front door.
Sometimes you just need a piece of paper and a few colored markers to really drive the message home. Read on for a mom who is just looking out for her daughter’s best interest.
She Was Watching Her Parents’ Farm For The Weekend…
I wonder how many times this girl’s mom has just chucked a dead chicken across the street. Is there a pile of dead chickens over there? I’m pretty sure those “do not toss chicken carcass” rules exist for a reason— but thanks for the heads up, mom.
I guess now we know why the chicken crossed the road…
