“Unforgettable Farewells: The Hilarious and Heartfelt Obituaries That Will Make You Rethink Life and Death”
Emily Phillips Is Sad To Report That She Has, In Fact, Passed Away
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“It pains me to admit it, but apparently, I have passed away. Everyone told me it would happen one day but that’s simply not something I wanted to hear, much less experience.
Once again I didn’t get things my way! That’s been the story of my life all my life.”
Well, That Escalated Quickly
This obituary starts off like your average death announcement, and then things go from 0 to 100 real quick. First a whole bunch of normal details about when she was born and who she was related to, and then,
“She will not be missed by Gina and Jay, and they understand that this world is a better place without her.”
James William Adams Didn’t Get His Last Wish
“He was sadly deprived of his final wish, which was to be run over by a beer truck on the way to the liquor store to buy booze for a date. True to his personal style, he spent his final hours joking with medical personnel, cussing and begging for narcotics and bargaining with God to look over his loving dog, Biscuit, and his family.
He would like to thank all ‘his ladies’ for putting up with him the last 30 years.”
