“Unforgettable Farewells: The Hilarious and Heartfelt Obituaries That Will Make You Rethink Life and Death”
He stayed busy. He leaves to cherish his memories of his wife, children and grandkids, a host of backstabbing mother f*****s that still owe him money.”
A Lover Of Waffles Who Will Live On Forever
Waffle House lost a loyal customer on April 30, 2013. Antonia W. ‘Toni’ Larroux died after a battle with multiple illnesses: lupus, rickets, scurvy, kidney disease and feline leukemia… Toni had four sisters…they inherited their unique sense of humor from their father, Paul ‘P. Marvelous’ White. He gave nicknames to all the girls such as ‘tittle mouse,’ ‘kittycat,’ ‘bouder bounce,’ ‘spooker mcdougle’ and ‘poodle pump.’
Anyone wearing black will not be admitted to the memorial. She is not dead. She is alive.”
The Greatest Gift This Man Left Behind Was His Obituary
Bill Eves’ obituary is a work of art. His dedication to flatulence education will never be forgotten. I didn’t even know him, and I miss him.
How is it even possible that he was married for 50 years and he never heard his wife fart? Is she superhuman, or is he hard of hearing?
He Will Be Remembered For His Impeccable Sense Of Humor
“Louis J. Casimir Jr. bought the farm Thursday, Feb. 5, 2004, having lived more than twice as long as he had expected and probably three or four times as long as he deserved.
For more than six decades, he smoked, drank, and ate lots of animal fat, but never had a serious illness or injury…His last wish was that everyone could be as lucky as he had been, even though his demise was probably iatrogenic…Lou was a daredevil: his last words were ‘Watch this!‘”
