“Unforgettable Farewells: The Hilarious and Heartfelt Obituaries That Will Make You Rethink Life and Death”
He can likely be found forwarding tasteless internet jokes (check your spam folder, but don’t open these at work). Expect to find an alcoholic dog named Judge passed out at his feet. Unlike previous times, this is not a ploy to avoid creditors or old girlfriends. He assures us that he is gone. He will be greatly missed.”
Wow, Dolores, What Did You Do?
“Dolores had no hobbies, made no contribution to society and rarely shared a kind word or deed in her life. I speak for the majority of her family when I say her presence will not be missed by many, very few tears will be shed and there will be no lamenting over her passing.
There will be no service, no prayers and no closure for the family she spent a lifetime tearing apart. We cannot come together in the end to see to it that her grandchildren and great-grandchildren can say their goodbyes. So I say here for all of us, GOOD BYE, MOM.”
Keeping It Short And Sweet
Sometimes less is more. Douglas Legler requested the world’s shortest obituary. Looks like his family delivered.
I don’t know who his family is, because their names aren’t included in the obituary, but maybe it’s better that way. You come into the world alone, you go out alone, and all that other fluff doesn’t matter.
Chan Holcombe Was As Hardcore As They Come
“Chan Holcombe, 72 of Fort Smith passed away Thursday, October 13, 2011. He was born July 14, 1939 in a Log Cabin in Bates, AR to the late Ralph and Inez Holcombe and was circumcised with his Dad’s pocketknife.
