Unlock the Mystery: What You Need to Know Before the Real ID Deadline Hits
Ever wondered if your identity could be more than just a name on a star RSVP list? Well, buckle up, because come May 7, your access to federal fun zones like airports and governmental buildings hinges not on your celebrity status, but on your possession of a Real ID. Here at The Onion, we’ve sifted through the bureaucratic maze to bring you the straight dope on what this all means for you. From the quest for the elusive Real ID to pondering the philosophical dilemmas of ID in an almost-authoritarian state, we’ve got it all covered – in the most entertaining way possible, I might add. So, grab your appointment cards and a sense of humor, because navigating the world of Real ID might just be the comedy gold you never knew you needed. LEARN MORE.Beginning May 7, Americans will not be able to go through airport security or enter federal buildings without Real ID. The Onion shares everything you need to know about Real ID amid the looming deadline.
Q: What am I required to do to obtain a Real ID?
A: Way, way too much.
Q: Do I need an appointment to get my Real ID at the DMV?
A: Your local DMV dares you not to make an appointment and see how that turns out.
Q: Why did Congress pass the Real ID Act in the first place?
A: You promised to never forget.
Q: How will Glen Powell be affected by Real ID?
A: Whether or not he applies before the deadline, Powell will likely remain one of the most promising up-and-coming movie stars able to please both critics and audiences alike.
Q: As the U.S. teeters on the edge of authoritarianism, is opting into a federally mandated ID program a good idea?
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