“Unlock the Satirical Universe: Your Ultimate Guide to The Onion’s Hilarious Streaming Goldmine!”
Finding Nemo, Best Buy: Catch this 2003 animated favorite about a clown fish’s journey to find his son on a number of TVs in the electronics section of a Lexington, KY–area Best Buy.
Workplace Harassment Training, HR Portal: You know why you have to watch this.
Requiem For A Bluey, Disney+: Beloved animated dog Bluey and company find themselves in quite the pickle as they navigate the destructive nature of heroin and amphetamine addiction.
Love Void, Max: Six men, six women, one trackless gray void. Will sparks fly? Will these lovelorn singles find the one? And where are they? What is this place? Does anyone remember their life before this?
Bright Colors And Flashing Lights, Netflix: Keeps kids entertained long enough for you to use the goddamn bathroom in peace.
Puppet Show Depiction Of Jesus’ Life, Church Basement: Even Christian fundamentalists need to entertain themselves somehow.
Baby Power, Prime Video: A clairvoyant baby struggles to warn people about the visions she gets from her crib.
Ally McBeal (Seasons 1-5), Hulu: Come into the cocoon. Come inside. It’s warm in here. Stay here forever. No more pain.
Shit Ton Of 10-Second Ads, All Platforms: This new batch of commercials designed to erode viewers’ attention spans cannot be skipped.
Forgive Your Deadbeat Dad, It’s Christmas!, Hallmark+: An elderly scumbag uses the magic of the season to further gaslight his estranged adult son.
The Dog’s Doing That Ear Thing Again, Animal Planet: This dramatic reality series follows pet owners as they try to figure out if that weird ear thing their dog keeps doing is normal or not.
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