“Unlock the Secrets: 7 Surprising Ways You Can Transform Life for New Parents!”
Swap their baby with the sultan’s, that he may know the sweetness of palace life.
Let them practice changing diapers on you.
Make a list of all the most baby-friendly episodes of Slow Horses.
Reaffirm their identity outside of being a parent by holding them to the same sales quota as everyone else.
Tell them they weren’t going to be invited on your group trip to Sardinia anyway.
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