“Unlock the Secrets: Discover the Little-Known Strategies to Skyrocket Your TikTok Following Overnight!”

Just when you think TikTok might be on its last leg—what with all the talk of potential bans and the endless debates about privacy—you turn around and see it’s racked up over a billion active monthly users. How does that even happen? It’s like finding out your quirky neighbor has thrown a rave while everyone else is worried about zoning laws! So if you’ve been eyeing that glowing screen wondering how to snag more followers on this digital playground, you’re in luck. In typical Onion fashion, I’ve scoured some unorthodox tips for boosting your follower count! From captivating trends to the art of vulnerability, these witty strategies might just help you navigate the wild world of TikTok. Let’s dive in—who knows, maybe you’ll become the next big sensation… right before the internet forgets about it all!

Despite its looming U.S. ban, TikTok continues to grow in popularity, with over 1 billion active monthly users across the globe. The Onion shares tips for growing your follower count on the social media platform. 

  • Stay on top of new viral trends by subscribing to print editions of Harper’s BazaarSmithsonian Magazine, and The Christian Science Monitor
  • Upload your content during one of the 20 hours a day the average user is active on TikTok. 
  • Either get really hot or singularly hideous.
  • Did you see that thing where they slice watermelon with a Pringles can and then have like a long tube of watermelon? Maybe invent something like that.
  • Never hurts to get those feet in the shot.
  • Don’t be too bashful. Share that home remedy for cancer you discovered.
  • Content praising the unmatchable beauty of the Chinese countryside tends to perform well.
  • If you’re going to exploit your childhood trauma, at least drag it out over a multipart series.
  • Bribe the TikTok algorithm with a big, juicy digital steak.
  • Post your apology videos consistently.

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