Unlock the Secrets of 32 Master Flirters Who Can Charm Anyone with Just One Line
“Another factor that contributes to the effectiveness of pick-up lines is humor. When we laugh, our brains release endorphins, which are associated with feelings of pleasure and reward. This positive association can be transferred to the person who made us laugh, making them more attractive in our eyes.”
I was out for a jog. A man sees me. He says loudly, “If you are running to look better, then you can quit.” It was smooth. It put a big smile on my face. It didn’t seem like a cat call. It was smart, funny, and he did it was charisma.
I once accidentally flirted with another man at an upscale bar. I was enjoying my drink and a man sat near me, and without a thought I said “your cologne pairs really well with my drink.” He blushed, I blushed, the bar tender blushed. I wish I was that smooth with people I actually want to flirt with.
I was sitting next to this guy I had kinda started seeing and we were doing this practice thing for graduation, I was complaining about how my last name is really far down the list and this was gonna take forever and said “god I hate my last name” without skipping a beat he said “you can take mine” THEN HIS NAME GOT CALLED AND HE JUST WINKED AT ME AND WALKED AWAY AND I WAS SITTING THERE DUMBFOUNDED LIKE [darn] THAT WAS SMOOTH AS f***.
But for the professional pick-up liners, how about you share your gripping art with us and jot down some of your masterpieces in the comments? We are sure they will help out some amateur flirters out there!
I was on a plane once. I was in the aisle and there was a very pretty girl in the window seat. Before she got on the plane, the guy in the middle seat had said to the stewardess that he wanted to find another seat. Once we were airborne, I suggested he go, and he jumped up like there was a fire. As he left, she looked at me as if to say, “What was that about?!?” So I leaned over, and I said, “Now it’s just the two of us.” Ballsiest thing I ever said to a woman. It worked, though. We were married for almost 20 years.
“Have you seen my shirt? Feel it…” …she touches the shirt… “…that’s boyfriend material”.
Was at a bar with a friend once, someone knocked a glass off and a guy quickly caught it. Friend: “Fast hands!” Guy: “Thanks, they go slow too” Friend f*****g melted, I messaged her my congrats the morning after.
The one i saw on reddit yesterday where the girl tells a guy “hey, my friend over there thinks you’re cute” and then she goes to stand over there.
Credit goes to my buddy. Smoothest not because of the line, but just the way he delivered it, AND the fact that it worked. We’re at a VERY country bar playing pool. Sees a girl eyeing him. We pester him into approaching her. He has no interest in chasing girls on this night, he just wants to play pool. So he’s gonna pick a bad line and deliver it “out of character” as he described. “Hey girl, nice boots, wanna f***?” They’ve been happily married 8 years now.
“If I had a pick up line I would use it on you right now” Stolen from another redditor.
I wouldn’t call this “smooth” more “effective” : I used to smile at a cute guy across the bar and then mouth “come here” while waving him over. The adorable “ME?!” Looks they used to get on their faces were priceless. They could be smooth as they wanted afterward, but they always gave away any cool demeanor they tried to have with the initial utter shock. I’d like to also clarify that I am not a super model. I think guys are just so not used to this kind of attention that it was deeply flattering.
It didn’t happen in English so the wordplay isn’t as good but it went something like this. Wintertime, icy sidewalk, very cute girl was struggling a bit not to slip. I go: careful, you might fall! Her: that’s alright, maybe you will catch me over a cup of coffee Her spontaneity really caught me off guard. All I could say was ‘maybe’ and walked away…yep, idiot.
Stroll up to the table and say, “Excuse me, this is embarrassing, but my friend over there wants to know if you think I’m cute?”.
I don’t usually chase people but I’d put my Crocs in sport mode for you Wearing Crocs is not mandatory but success rate should be higher with.
A girl came to me in a bar and said “Do you have a twin brother?”. I said “Uh uhm no?” And then she said “That’s too bad because I’d love to meet him” I thought it was pretty good. It helped that she was gorgeous.
My worse/accidental pickup line I ever used. “I don’t want to f*** you, I just want to dance.” Somehow I was back her house 15 minutes later until the next morning.
Somebody once asked me if I liked their new trainers. I replied Yes, but they’d look even better over my shoulders. I’ll never forget that shade of crimson. It worked, too, so I’m submitting it.
Girl slid into my DMs and said that she’d give me a dime for my number. Then I said “okay but I have to see the dime first” then she sent me my profile picture.
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